Rulez

Now that you're here we want you to stay. Here's how:

1. NEVER loot attack. War barching for any reason will result in a swift kick to the ass. You'll be back on the street faster than an epileptic bum. And we keep a list of you bums so you'll NEVER be back.
2. You MUST use both war attacks. We war on Mondays and Fridays at 5pm Eastern Standard Time. We do not stop for holidays, vacations, family emergencies, etc. If you find yourself unavailable to attack, simply inform an Elder or Co-leader and leave. You will always be welcomed back. We understand that shit happens. Please do your utmost to communicate with us and we will be more than reasonable with you.
3. Follow the clan strategy sent out in clan mails. Anyone attacking outside of their range will be booted. Sanctioned attacks by Co-leaders are the ONLY exception to this rule.
4. We like stars, not glory attacks. We are more impressed by new members that 3 star than show offs. For some, the only 3 star possible is a base much lower then their rank. We know this. We accept it. Impress us with your stars, NOT YOUR ABILITY TO ATTACK ABOVE YOUR RANGE. Some of you are brilliant. There will be a place and time for you to show us how you shine, just be patient.
5. Level 3 Archers are the default troop. If you do not have level 3 Archers, donate Wizards.
6. The standard request during war preparation days is "WADM" (Wizards, Archers, Dragon, Minion). Please regularly donate to your fellow clan mates! Your donation count will be watched. You're welcome to request anything during off days, but chances are your clan castles will take time to fill.
7. If you're female, and attractive, you may ignore these rules. We're desperate for female companionship. 
8. Rule 7 is total crap. We don't care how 'hawt' or 'bangin' or 'badd' you are. Break these rules and we show you the door.
9. Respect. Offensive and hostile behavior is not tolerated. Two aggressive remarks and you are gone.
10. 100 donations earn you the influential title of Elder. 500 donations, activity in the clan chat, solid performance in war & overall clan trust earns you the prestigious title of Co-leader.